ITS JAEJOONG'S MOTHER?
GOING FOR AN SINGING AUDITION?!
she is damn ugly. i swear.
(but ive seen the dad before. the dad loooooook sooooooooo cute!)
EEEEE JAEJOONG. WHY YOUR MOTHER(almost) BALD ONE?
watch out at around 5min plus plus.
and watch out for the priceless judges' expression when she said she was JAEJOONG'S MUM.
all went....*O*....'omg shes DONG BANG SHIN KI'S JAEJOONG'S MUM?!'
ps. EH!! SHES MY FUTURE MOTHER-IN-LAW OK!!
didnt know that junsu could do up the hair for yunho.
but...
one advice for yunho...BE PREPARED FOR HAIR LOSS.
hahahaha!
jaejoong is *jogging on the spot*
junsu is *eh you have white hair*
yunho is *looking at the magazine and choosing a hairstyle*
micky is *kpo-ing*
changmin is lost in the toilet.MUST BE LA.
oh theres sooooooooo many things happening today.
wonder girls is soooo successful in usa.
and check out their. no make up face. and a bonus WIERD ACCENT ENGLISH.
and whatever it is.
we should cheer for them.
because....
they are asians.
they are nice people.
JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE WONDER GIRLS. JUST SUPPORT THEM LA!
secondly.
dbsk.
YES DBSK.
is going into acting.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i dont want my dear jaejoong to be kissing anymore other girls.
CHI! WHAT A DREADFUL THING TO DO RIGHT?
im going to sign a petition!!!!!!!!
HERGH!
MS NG IS AN ANNOYING TEACHER!
LIKE WHAT IVE PROMISE.
if youve forgotten.
ive promise to upload pictures of my dbsk photobook i bought.
and for people who are interest in buying th book.....
(you can contact me. i can see if i could ask my friend to help you guys buy it.^^)
SCRAM IF YOURE AFRAID OF PICTURE SPAM.
picture spams from the dbsk book starts.....
NOW!
jaejoong the mc.
stand by!
before rock climbing. after batminton.
soccer ball hit his...*tooot*haha im serious.
thats what they put in the book. IN ENG,
what a hot mc!
yunho made that husky thingy out of coconut husk. zzz. BO LIAO.
camwhorer = kim jaejoong.
making the holder in progress. i shall name yunho as the BO LIAO LEADER.
mv fliming,
LOL @ changmin's face!
water sports!
preparing for achery.
juvenile people.
ok thats it.
PICTURE TEASER OVER!
i swear this post is way more enough to make my blog lag.
PART 2 WILL BE UP SOON.
walao got 300 pages leh. siao.
IM NOT GOING TO UPLOAD ALL HOR!
zzz
ONE OF THE PAGES IN MY DBSK BOOK!
♥jaejae!
ive sucessfully show-offed my dbsk picture book in school today.
WALAO AND SOYEON LIKES MICKY SOOOOO MUCH SHE ASK ME TEAR THE MICKY PAGE OUT FOR HER.
siao man that girl!
45 dollar book she want me tear leh.
NO WAY!
NO TEARING MY BABY!
PS. ive got a pile of ACCUMULATED homework to be done.
/ps. AH LEE IS FUCKING IRRITATING! (ah lee is.......you know who it is..)
okokokok!
lemme phase myself back to normal first.
IM OVER EXCITED NOW THAT IVE GOT THE URGE TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS!
MY DBSK BOOK HAS ARRIVED.
AND...ITS........FUCKING A.W.E.S.O.M.E!
(i realised the picture,jaejong, in my previous post is from the BOOK TOO!! )
thankyou yilei for buying the book on my behalf.
thankyou pearlyn for taking the book all the way here for me.
OH MY GOD.
I LOVE YOU GUYS SOO MUCH MAN!!!!!
its soooooooooo awesome i swear.
the contents are...
-say hello.
-sweet dreams.
-tvxq vs tvxq (saipan mini olympics)
-whats happening?
-before sunset
-ps.
-please be mine.
and extra interview.
AND THE BEST PART OF IT IS THAT..... it has all korean japanese and ENGLISH in the book!
things that make me sooooooooooooooooo excited about this book is that....
-they look so dumb trying to crack a coconut each on the island.
-micky can watch anime on the laptop and spill soda all over it. SUPER BOH?
-jaejoong wears checkered pajamas.
-changmin use a twig to poke the coconut tree so that the coconut tree can shake and the coconut can fall. DIAO! -.-
-they are playing with soft toys in a SLEEK RED SPORTS CAR. like...wth? -.-
-JAEJOONG IS MAD. i swear. he starts being irritating in the hotel.
-DBSK PLAYS WATER SPORT! so hot!
-the do rock climbling and they sabo each other like....FUNNY CAN?
-they do silly looking catwalk just to impress jaejoong (JAE is nominated judge for the day)
-the members plays lame games like taping yunho's mouth and think its funny. ZZZZ
-THEY ARE SUCHA DORK!
dbsk are really really really really CHILDISH! but thats what makes me love them sooooooooooo much!
PS. I PROOOOOOOOOOMISED I WILL TAKE PICTURE OF THE BOOK AND UPLOAD IT.
those who wanna see it come find me! i would galdly show it to you! ><
look.
jaejoong's too excited to see me!
teeheehee.
JUST A FEW MORE DAYS TO PRELIMARY EXAMINATIONS.
oh nooooooooooo.
but im addicted to the computer.
and my new found addiction is AUDITION. where rachel is the main point of influence.
i have sooo many things undone.
-tuition homework
-math book questions.
-read my jodi picoult book
-memorise the chemistry equations
-memorise the physics formulae
-iron my school uniform
-help soyeon do her blog up
-go collect my DBSK picture book.
-pack my typhoon-had-just-bypassed study desk.
-do my chem homework
-do ss homework
-PLAY AUDITION!
PS. im anticipating my dbsk picture boook sooooooooooooo much!
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dbsk's zoom in. special version @ japan.
lol @ the fat guy who says...JUICY JUICY JUNSU!
you can always go back to youtube to watch the next part to this video! ^^
enjoy! dbsk fans~
WALAO. BLOGGER IS SOT!
i can only blog at the preview box leh.
but i need the (edit html) tab to post my photobucket codes what!
like that how to blog.
SHIT BLOGGER.
(intending to delete the blog)
DAMN ANGRY!
zzz
eeeee. why jaejoong's rubics cube got heart shapes one?!
not fair! mine dont have leh.
*jealous*
I HATE PEOPLE...
who sits beside me on the bus and falls asleep.
who smoke and walks infront of me.
who sits infront of me in the bus and look and stare at me and my friends.
who giggle loudly in public and freak everyone out.
who takes 5 hours to bathe their princess bath. (waste water only)
who has super unaturally straight hair.
who smells like storeroom.
who rides bicycle on the pedestrians' path.
who dont brush their YELLOW teeth and have dead skins on their lips. (totally turn-off)
who are fat and disrupts lesson by making LAME JOKES to provoke teachers.(WHAT AN ATTENTION SEEKER!)
who is totally noob at something but acts like he's so pro at it and SHOWS OFF somemore.-.-
who insults people like no tomorrow.
who makes stupid comment at insignificant things and laugh at it like its so hilarious.
who are 24/7 sick in the head and think about nothing else but sex sex and more sex.(BRING ME A KNIFE PLEASE.I NEED TO CASTRATE SOMEONE.)
who blasts song in the bus.
who coughs and dont cover their mouth
who eat and drink like hugry ghosts.
(to be continued..if i have more)
ps.contact lenses are making my eyes DRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
ps./ WHY IS BLOGGER'S TEMPLATES ALL OVER THE PLACE? IVE TO EDIT MY POST AT THE PREVIEW BOX.
oh its so annoying!
BLOGGER SUCKS!
wanted to show everyone a video.
but.......blame blogger.
-no idea what this is.
maybe its the. act-tough-mission-number1983747823469842587th-attempt.
i swear wei en is damn stupid
he made me,rachel,serkit went all the way to penisular with him just to change a dumb pair of batteries.
-.- totally idiotic.
waste my time leh!
ps. im sleepy. i shall go orh orh now!
(love)jaejae is my official trademark from today!
yay! i love this thingy sooo much
and i feel so inspired everything i look at it.
eh actually i wanted to place the (love)jaejae at the corner.
errr but the picture was abit...abit obsence. sooooo...........(YOU KNOW LA~)
ps. jaejoong! please wear something. pleeeeease dont show off your body.but please be more conservative leh!
oh yes.
and AH LEE(you know who ah lee is right?) want me to write a formal letter to her.
stating why i skipped her study programme yesterday.
walao eh.
need to be sooooooooooo BLACK AND WHITE one meh.
she think im signing a ten years contract with her leh.
siao.
waste my foolscap paper,
then must cut more trees,
then the rainforest will be in danger,
then more animals will lose their habitats,
then there will be more endangered species,
then there will be an affect in the food chain,then it will indirectly affect human,
then there will be more pollution,
then the earth will have more severe global warming problems,
then the animals will all go siao and start to eat people.
then jaejoong will escape and stay on the moon
then all the fans will go stay on the moon too.
then the moon will be over populated.(like china)
then earth will be haunted by ghost.
then one day earth will perish
then all humans will die..
and its all SOMEONE FAULT.
WALAO EH.
LISTENING COMPRE.
the teacher made us listen to classical music.
i swear it has an hypnotizing effect..at least on me la.
to relaxing already. can make me doze off in less than 1minute
and then rachel came to meet me at tm.
i still think tm has more things to shop about than t1 lor.
t1 is booooooooooooooooring.
jeanette has a song for me.
it is sang like this: laalaaateetuutuulehlorpeepuupuuuteeleetatabombomtointen~
if anyone comes across a song that is sung like this please inform me.
reward will be monopoly money.
(I WILL LET YOU STATE THE AMOUNT !!)
in other words...
you are as mad as jeanette. and......THERE IS NO SUCH SONG OK!
ps. TODAY I DECLARE BANKRUPCY. and i dont know why i ended up broke too.
ive picked up a new hobby.
called...camwhore where ever rachel is around.
yes yes yes.
i skipped sp
cos i feel like it.
and hor..yesterday i went to rachel house hahaha!
shes damn damn damn addicted to audition.
go home.
on computer
AUDITION ALL THE WAY.
until i went off.
but...
i took rachel's kindergarden picture.
hahahahaha. (refer to the bottom of the post)
AND I WANNA THANK SOMEONE!
CALLED DANIEL CAO!
yay.
thanks to him ive gotten my jaejoong.
DANIEL!! YOURE THE BEST LEH!!!
he got me this green rubber thing with jaejoong's nickname and tvxq and brithdate on it.
so nice can!
the green is FUCKING CHIO. (refer to the bottom of the post too)
JAEJOONGJAEJOONG
JAEJOOOOOONGGIE!
HAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS RACHEL LUM OF SHIT!
haha so cute right?
not like now so idiotic looking! haha
ps.I WANT TO SLEEP. I CAN SLEEP UNTIL TMR MORNING COS IM SOOO SLEEEEPY!
rachel is beside me!!!!!
shes damn irritating!
okokokok
i must blog all these in like 4mins or so.
-monday
-no maths sp! say yay!
-mac donald sucks.
-i hate rachel
-i love zili already!
-but i know i love jaejoong more
-sorry wei en!
-byebye!
NO BRAIN JUICE WHEN RACHEL IS RIGHT BESIDE ME, ><
oh. i feel so random.
how about partying till the wee hours?
or..let gossip about disney cartoon characters?
nevermind!
random pictures for random thoughts.
(inspired by honey, butter, bees and bears..in other words..NOTHING~)
the gum incident @rachel's school
spot the ants if you can! @my room
zili's strawberry. rachel's canned peaches. ameline's kitkat @somewhere in t1.
no idea what this is..
newyork newyork's menu.
cheese and sourcream. IM HUNGRY!
coke float. this is damn damn large. i swear you burst after finishing the whole thing.
my dbsk! in cute version. i made it myself leh!
I LOVE THEFACESHOP!ps. more random stuffs coming up. stay tune!
/ps. the oldest man on earth just died today. but ive not an idea who is is neither how old is he.
1.RACHEL IS MISSING.
2.zili dont want watch HAIRY POTTER.
3.soyeon jinyul wanqian ameline goes to pizza hut
4.sausage craze bake rice is in ameline's tummy
5.my finger nails are of each color individually.
6.i spend money at ARTBOX. AGAIN.
7.i love THEFACESHOP so much
8.ms jenny goh tell me she like GU JUN PYO from boys over flowers.
9.im going to watch movie tmr.
10.but for now...
11.IM SLEEPY
12. and tired
13.and lethagic
14.and dead beat
15 and beat dead.
16.and im a foul mood.
17.and im going to sleep. BECAUSE I JUST SAID I WAS SLEEPY RIGHT?!!!!!?!
18. worst still....
19.i have tuition later
20.which i dont want to go!
ps. nice twenties! bye fucktards! you know you love me!
totally camwhorers.
jaejoong is still the hottest lor!
WHAT EVER YOU SAY!
oraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal exam killed my soul!
wtf wtf wtf
they ask me questions like.....
tell me about the challenges you face in life.
tell me a surprise your parents or elderly planned for you.
tell me why do people like to do adventurous things.
tell me why do elder ppl tend not to take risks?
HOW I KNOW?
ASK THEM LA!
WAAAAAAAAAAAALAOOOOO.
health check no fun at all.. no injection leh. not like i want injection la. but still...no fun.
metteteteetetetttetetettteteted rachel after school
cos i force her to take cab from siglap sec to inter hahaha.
she had her oral exam too. chinese one.
her question EASY LEH!
her questions are like...
why do you think ppl learn new language?
SAY ME LA. SAY ME AND ZILI LEARN LANGUGAGE.
SO MANY THINGS TO SAY SHE STILL SAY HARD.
RACHEL YOU NOOOOOBIE!
and tooooday
i bought....
2 notebook from artbox.
2crocodile clip from montiq
and i cant remember what else already la.
oh yes and tmr WE ARE GOING TO WATCH RACHEL'S HAIRY POTTER XD
teeheehee
AND HOR!!
theres this bloooody sec 5 bitch.
fuck shes damn smelly mouthed leh.
quotes her...
'some people hor...cannot queue up huh. must cut the queue lor. like queue up will die like that...'
FUCK YOU LA.
you never cut queue before ah?
ccb. bloooody mutha fucker.
go home sleep la. stay at home dont come out la. then no ppl will cut YOUR queue la!
and hor....
im not cutting queue leh. im asking weiqiang to buy food for me. but he busy so i buy myself MAH~
FUCK OFF CAN? YOU DAMN ATTITUDE LA.
EVEN THE OTHER SEC 5 GIRLS ALSO DONT LIKE YOU AH.
bloooody fat pig.
go ask your mother to teach you how to keep your fucked up comments to yourself la.
MEI YOU JIA JIAO!
people score better marks than u in exam then you say ppl lucky nia.
YOU SOOOOOOOOOO SUPER GO STUDY SPECIAL STREAM LA.
DONT LOOK DOWN ON PEOPLE LA.
so proud. but i didnt see you getting promted to express leh.
no luck or no brains?
STAY AWAY FROM ME HOR! YOU XIAXUEY BITCH!
jaejooooong!
see the eiffel tower?
real one ok! not photoshopped one hor. dbsk REALLY went paris. i swear.
oh yes. and this is my 200TH POST!
I WANT THAT POLAROID CAMERA!
the one amy left the link there cos i was telling her im interested in polaroids!
eh so chio ok!
and jason happens to be selling it. gosh gosh gosh!
oh ya.
and theres oral tmr. =.=
but i think english n lvl confirm easier then that stupid chinese o lvl oral one right?
comfirm la. chinese is OH MY GODDD~
today...
-obviously wednesday
-gave SUVIAN LEE her apology letter COS SHE WANTS IT.
-phys test
-boring maths lesson
-doddle my black table
-bloody birthday bash during recess
-some old tiko uncle bought me on FRIENDS FOR SALE and according to amy/zili he label me XXX. chaoooooo cheeeebye! what a laotiko!
-rachel bought me back.
-kfc-ed
-jeanette is sucha crap
-zili's kevin is an indian boy.
teeheehee.
ps.tmr theres health check. I DONT WANT INJECTION LEH! PAH PAH! can dont go school?
its the spot-jaejoong's-(new)lv-bag picture again!
JAEJOONG IS RICH!
20th of oct 2008 is my blog's birthday.
and i realised my blog is not even 1 year old yet leh!
yet i have 10 000 hits already! (happy can?)
so means....
wait my maths fail leh. wait ah...(sorry my maths logic is damn slow)
5mins later...
10mins later...
15mins later...
20mins later...
oh okay..
means its has been....9 months?
should be la...
so its approx 30x9=270days around there la.
aiya whatever.im not going to count.
IM EATING MAC!
and my keyboards are oily.
but i have to blog before daddy comes home and see me use com.
BLOODY RACHEL DONT WANT MEET ME AND ZILI!
oh yes. and happy birthday dion!
hope you like your birthday bash.
i miss last year's flour throwing ceremony! haha
BYEBYE!
YOU FUCKING BITCH! YOU THINK YOU VERY CHIO HUH?
STOP GOING TO AND FRO INFRONT OF ME YOU BEASTLY PEST!
ANNOYANCE IS THE WORD FOR YOU!
BIIIIIATCH!
soo cute right?
i didnt draw this la. found this in photobucket.
my shinee!
sunday!
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i hate sunday.
cos the next day is monday
and i have a pile of chores to do on sunday.
1. clean the house. (EH WHOLE HOUSE HOR!)
2. iron my uniform
3. cannot use computer til super late.
4. the next day is school day
BUT IRONICALLY, I LOVE SCHOOL LEH! COS THERE ARE ALL MY NICE FRIENDS ^^
eeeeeeeeeee but now there something in school that made me super sian.
SUVIAN LEE!
everyone please say eeeeeeyer!!!!
wah shes damn gross.
see her face make me sian ah.
(damn! the mention of her makes me totally MOODLESS) =.=
MY DAD IS NAGGING AT FULL POWER FOR ME TO CLEAN THE HOUSE RIGHT NOW!!!
OH DAMN IRRITATING~
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THE DREADFUL PART IS GONE.
ive done my chores.
BUT.. ive not iron my uniforms yet.
And hor!!! i want to complain!!!
1. JACQUELINE IS FIGHTING WITH ME OVER ONEW, now that ive given up on jonghyun.
2.RACHEL HOR?! very irritating! ask my play audition!!
3.AND ZILI NEVER UPDATE HER BLOG LEH! private summore!
=.=
i think i better go.. or my phone will be spammed by RACHEL LUM(P) OF SHIT!
(edited again)
WALAO! rachel is damn damn pro in audi la. some lvl 24 bitch!
me + zili vs. rachel = lose. how =.= can it be!?
marmie cook crab for me.
because i said i wanted to eat.
and the shell sliced my thumb.
that red thing oozed out of the cut, stood there, stared at me.
i placed my thumb under the running water.
my thumb screamed at me.
i flip the raw skin up and theres a gross shade of pink beneath.
until the wounds met mr.medication.
it smiled and went to back to sleep.
(artistic boh? poem leh!)
BETTER DONT GET INFECTION AH! >.<
ps.i miss tuition. seriously!
SAW MY BOYFRIEND?! the 18 year old one!
(hint to you ok? far right!)
shhhhh dont tell anyone ok? teeheehee!
SATURDAY!
im craving for crabs.
nvm later i will force my mum to go buy some for me. teeheehee. im the meanie!
yesterday ian ask me this...(sms)
edited version. nono more like censored version. hahahaha shhh secret!
ian: where you going tmr?
me: stay at home and sleep and study and eat and use computer.
ian: zzz saturday leh.never go out?
me: im a no lifer ma. n lvl coming. dont want go ite ah. very xiaxuey leh.
ian: at home not sian meh?
me: 123759138461794630832873241572064839328742350258
so.......
in other words, im an official no lifer for the next few months till my exams are over.
eh i must pass my o lvl maths no matter what lor.
IF NOT MUMMY WILL NOT BRING ME TO KOREA!
and vanessa might be going korea.
oh no im jealous!
korea leh!
anyone wanna join me? kpop fans?
wilson might come with me to see NICHKHUN
jeanette/tuition teacher might come with me to see SUPERJUNIOR
zili WILL come with me to see KEVIN WOO SUNGHYUN.
jacqueline might come with me to see SHINEE.
derrick/tongkhee/dion might come with me to see SNSD.
martin might come with me to see WONDERGIRLS.
rachel might come with me to see F.T ISLAND.
zhaoya might come with me to see BOA
soyeon might come with me to see BIGBANG (shes korean anyway must go home ma!)
and AMELINE WILL SUREEEEELY GO KOREA TO SEEEE MY......DONG BANG SHIN KI!
(maybe tara might come too? see yunho?)
what a good idea leh.
can organise our own tour group.
the kpop siao tour! yay!
(i know my imagination is so superb.)
ps.소원을말해봐~! (cos im the genie! teeheehee)
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JACQUELINE IS SOOO IRRITATING!
SHE KEEPS FIGHTING WITH ME OVER JONGHYUN.
JONGHYUN IS MINNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! ><
and i would recommend everyone to REWATCH genie.
cos its highly addictive.
and you might get addictive.
WATCH AT YOUR OWN RISK!
(2 friends got crazy over kpop after watching this mv. uh oh~!)
jaejoong is so hot.....
but......
im pissed
pissed.
pissed.
very very
pissed.
thanks to suvian lee.
shes sucha GOOOD teacher that i DREAD going to physics.
because her lessons are SOOOO INTERESTING.
and she RESPECTS her student
ya right.
(spot the sarcasm?)
WHAT THE FUCK!
FUCK THE WHAT!
suvian lee is another irritant in my life. i swear!
shes have successfully got onto my nerves for the whole day.
she better count herself lucky cos shes a teacher.
OR I WILL BASH YOU UP INTO A PULP AH.
BLOOOOODY HELL.
you think im unreasonable? yea i think so too... im ameline what. ameline!
but before you start yaking away about how disrespectful and how unconcern i am.
read this:
FIRST ATTEMPT : 'the make ameline the victim try out'
teacher: ameline! whats the answer for question 2a?
me: i dont know. never do that question. dont ask me.
teacher: i hate people who tells me 'i dont know'. ameline answer the question.
me: i really dont know what! *whimper*
teacher : dont show me attitude! im waiting for the answer! look at the question and answer me!
me: *look at the question* *think* 20m/s
SECOND ATTEMPT: ' threaten ameline try out'
teacher: *walks over to my desk' ameline! your physics very good already huh?! do ten year series already huh?! dont want do my worksheet HARH?!
me: I DUNNO HOW TO DO! *rolleyes*
teacher: THEN NEXT TIME DONT TAKE MY NOTES! *STOMP OFF*
me: *mimic teacher*
THIRD ATTEMPT : ' humilate ameline and make it looks like her fault'
me: (totally sick of teacher's irritation. *lies head on table *)
teacher: ameline! stand up!
me: *explodes inside* WHAT LA! YOU DAMN IRRITATING LEH
teacher: SO ARE YOU! YOURE SOOO RUDE!
me: yala yala! whatever la. *takes out phone and reply sms*
teacher: I DONT WANT TO SEE YOUR PHONE!
me: THEN DONT SEE LA!!
teacher: ONE MORE WORD FROM YOU...YOU GET OUT OF THE CLASS!!
me: *thinking* NO NEED LA I HAD ENOUGH. I GO NOW! DONT WANT SEE YOUR FACE! *WALK OUT*
see!
how idiotic.
what you mean by dont like people to answer dont know to you?!
I DONT LIKE YOU TO ASK ME QUESTION CAN OR NOT?!
you are a teacher. teacher teach. not an interviewer. not need ask so much crap.
why?
why im like this to you? hahaha!
BECAUSE YOU DESERVE IT LA!
because you dont respect students.
because you cant teach well and you expect everyone to understand your CRAPS.
and you take everything for granted
and you confistcate people's things...WANT EXAMPLE? tara's magazine!
AND SINCE YOU DONT HAVE THE BASIC RESPECT FOR PEOPLE.
SO YOU BLOODY DONT GET RESPECT FROM PEOPLE TOO...
VICE VERSA!
no im only rude to you.
im nice to all other teachers. I DONT ATTITUDE THEM LIKE HOW I DID TO YOU!
i wonder how can you be a teacher. ha!
your standard you want to teach me moral education?
want me teach you how to wear proper clothings not?
1. dont wear bubble tees to school. (so old already act cute ah!)
2. dont wear colorful tops. (attention seeking or what?! you think m'n'm commercial ah!)
3. dont wear polka dots. (ARE YOU A BIMBO?!)
4. WEAR LONG SLEEVES LA! (DONT DOODLE THE BOARD AND SHOW OFF YOUR FLABBY ARMS TO US CAN! NO WE ARE NOT JEALOUS OF YOUR ARMS. ZZZ)
and one last thing. IF MS TAN ASK ME WHY AM I DISRUPTING CLASS LESSONS? i will add spice and sugar and everything nice to make your life in school MORE MISERABLE THAN EVER. trust me..i will congratulate you on happy teachers day one. dont worry. XD
(from here to the top i dedicated to...YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE! )
ps. but i like mslau because shes the one who inspired me to do my maths.
i like mdm ho because shes like a mum. she smses me and talk to me about ANYTHING.
yes literally ANYTHING.
and i like mstay. because she is damn damn patient.
EEEEEEE SUVIAN LEEE! EEEEEEE PENG AH!
(pearlyn! your junsu! omg so cute!)
ak ak!!
why is micky yoochun staring into space? hahahaha!
I MISS YOU SOOOOO MUCH LEH. :(
dont ask me who. im not telling! because he is a big idiot.
ok la tell u who he is.... HE IS....... *roll drums* is.......
is..... a beverage called winter melon tea.
thursday!
im good today. didnt slept in class at all. (more like couldnt fall asleep)
class was super uber high to the max. like 3/4 of last year's 3i.
totally miss sec 3 days.
everyday got new funny things. and theres rachel and zili in the class sumore.
and serkit is way more funnier than he is now.
(serkit is a dead log now. not fun at all)
my thumb is painful.
im feeling lethargic.
i still mix up the meaning of hiatus and break sometimes.
im tired from thinking so much things at one go.
class photos are out.
turned out great.
other than the fact that tongkhee and dion tan pushed my head down during the photoshot.
damn it.
what a spoiler.
REMEMBER THEIR NAMES LEH.
KHUA TONG KHEE AND DION TAN ZHANGSHENG!
they are the noobiest people ever!
ps. ian made me wait. im pissed!
/ps. i swear youre more important than jaejoong. :( i feel so hopeless.
i cant achieve something i liked so much.
can mummy bring me for brain wash? i dont like this miserable feeling. :(
if jaejoong drops down........
THATS IT!
(someone pull him back...)
STILL IN PARIS. bonjour~!
wednesday leh.
mid of the week.
and im already damn angry.
WAAAAALAO.
you know why im angry?
i tell you ok?
BECAUSE I AM JUST ANGRY.
come nearer and i will bite/tear/rip/chop/slice your head off.
stupid wintermelon tea made me angry.
im into another typical love triangle. but i became the third party. zzz why always me sia. wth.
forget it.
i have zili and rachel. (can make another triangle love leh. lesbian version one. not bad! )
teeheehee
ameline is happy go lucky. be glad you have friends like me.
COS IM CONSTANTLY CHEERFUL! :)
i meet pearlyn today.
and passed her 45 bucks to be passed to her cousin yilei (another dbsk mad fan like me)
yay! shes gonna help me get a dbsk photo book. 300 pages of good quality pictures.
IM SOOOO OVER THE MOON.
cos that book consist of dbsk daily life pictures and their cars and their doggies and their houses
and the things they do at home (not sure about the house part)
but its gonna be good la.
dbsk never fail to amused me.
and i need it more at this time because i wanna forget about wintermelon tea.
jaejoong will flood my mind. wintermelon tea will drift away.
and daniel still owes me my jaejoong necklace. (why the shipping take sooo long one?!)
and zili still owes me another jaejoong too ( she empty promise leh)
rachel says that snsd's genie not nice. NICE LOR. PEOPLE!! NICE RIGHT?!
tingyin and jeanette thinks snsd's genie is nice.
amy say im too love sick.
tara says that snsd very slutty.
jeanette is a super junior fan already.
AMELINE IS WONDERING WHEN IS DBSK'S NEXT ALBUM COMING OUT.
when when when?
ps. I STILL CANT TAKE IN THE REALITY, THE FACT THAT YOURE ALREADY ********.
/ps. im seeing green. SOOO GREEN. (i think theres algea growing everywhere already!)
somewhere still in paris.
near the....eiffel tower.
I HAVE FLU!
MY NOSE IS RUNNING AWAY.
I USED LIKE 1237599738736294958827634298537206705876238873425872135 TISSUES TODAY.
BUT NOT SWINE.
i think i should just get to sleep and might wake up fine.
feel so sickly right now.
eyes are tearing so badly.
YESTERDAY WENT TO VIVO WITH TINGYIN.
SHE BOUGHT BB CREAM FOR ME AS BIRTHDAY PRESENT!!!!!
OMG I LOVE YOU SO MUCCCCHIE.
BB CREAM LEH!!!
FROM KOREA LEH.
yes the one wonder girls use.
btw wonder girls is doing the concert opening for jonas brother.
thumbs up wonder girls youre currently rivalling with boA in usa. all the best lor. boA leh.
did korea and usa just swopped artist or what?
lady gaga,jonas brothers to korea.
rain,boa,wondergirls,se7en to usa. eeeeee why usa. singapore la!!!!zzz
PS. everyone beware of this spammer on msn. (darknight123456789@hotmail.com)
he claims to rape people. OH SOOOO SCARY. HOW?
(i think i gave the correct msn add la. if not sorry ah. what a lame address. hahaha!)
PLEASE GIMME A CHOPPER. I WANNA CHOP MY DAMN NOSE!!!!
somewhere in paris...
jaejoong decided to show love for some wooden benches,
also decided to melt fangirl's heart once again by eating ice cream cutely.
haha what a dork.
where's yunho? fought with jaejoong again?
ameline went to dance school today.
because teacher says theres not enough ppl.
all i can help out at was gee.
AND YOU. BETTER PASS YOUR AUDITIONS (or i slap your kueh again!)
oh no theres school tmr, sian.
zili!! you recover already not? better be yes.
im going to meet up with tingyin later. shes my new kpop friend. just got addicted to kpop yesterday.
yes! on the hook. one more kpop fan in tuition.
so now....my tuition teacher, me and tingyin are classified under kpop siao. the other two dudes are anti-kpop
oh they are missing out so much on life! toooo bad.
WE ARE GOING TO VIVO'S BEAUTY CREDIT TO GET B.B CREAM.
YES THE ONE THAT WONDER GIRLS/SNSD USES EVERYTIME!
yippie yippie yay yay!
should i cut my fringe?
yes?
no?
yes?
no?
but im bored of my hair. i see this style every single day. borrrring...
nevermind. i decide it when i bathe. teeheehee.
yesterday night.
i couldnt get to sleep.
so i started to think about random stuffs.
random enough for me. song lyrics..
and i happen to think about the one i told zili and rachel on audition..
nobody nobody but you, tell me, im so hot -(wonder girls)
hahahaha! im so creative right?
teeepeeeheeejeeeeheeeegeeee~!
soap and shampooooo time!
ps. zili promised me afew days ago that she will buy jaejoong for me if i stop quarrelling with him.
ZILI SAY ONE AH. EVERYONE WITNESS OK?!
i realised...
that ive totally forgotten about my china pictures.
zzzzz
cheena makes me angry. BLOODY MONEY CHEATERS!
i did my chores today leh!
packed my room! yay!
what a good girl i am!
speaking about china reminds me of something.
majority wins. its true u see.
big bully small.
rich bully poor.
more bully less.
sooo.... wadcha think about china?
we'll see more in the next few years. remember what i say today. might be true~
yes im hinting something. 9/10 people might not get what i mean.
oh jelly beans chocolates lollipops and candy bar~
teeheehee
WONDER GIRLS IS A GLOBAL INFLUENCE!!!!!
PS.i want a beauty credit bb cream!
FT ISLAND FANS!
IF YOURE INTENDING TO STALK ANY KPOP ARTIST
KINDLY GO TO RITZ CARLTON HOTEL.
FT ISLAND STAYS ON THE 7TH STOREY.
TEEEHEEEHEE!
(WHY HUH?! the other round kpop stars also stay in that hotel? why all go there? next time me and zili go there wait can already. no need to stalk them from the airport. SMART!)
jaejoong's fashion tip number 1827489588340 : black rimmed spectacles
ameline's next level description says.....
PUT ON A SPECS LIKE THIS TO GET THE 'JAEJOONG IS SO SMART' INTELLECTURE LOOK.
TEEHEEHEE.
(just kidding la. this specs is jaejoong's study spectacles. its a real one. not an accessory)
jeanette has one.
can try stealing hers. heehee!
OMG.
MY ROOM IS IS TOTAL RUIN!
OH NOOOO!
1. my bed is....(beyond description)
2. my floor has books.tissues.socks.10 bags lying around.food wrapper.school skirt.my shoeSSSS.
3.my study desk is..HAHA. its you name it i have it.
4.my make up drawer is. COLORFUL
5.my cupboard is...OK MY CUPBOARD HAS NO FOLDED CLOTHES AT ALL. i stuff them in. weeeee...
6.my shelves is piles and piles.
CAN IMAGINE THE TOTAL LOOK?
NICE RIGHT?
i want to clean my room. but my room is too messy. so... cannot clean!
i promise to clean it tmr.
its still saturday. still can play.
im going to watch....BOYS GENERATION HAHA! made up of superjunior/2pm/shinee/bigbang and i cant remember the rest.
aiya whatever. they are going to sing gee. hahaha AH KUA! but damn funny.
ps.i wanna quote RACHEL LUM'S POST!
she said that everysong remind her of different people.
this was what she wrote....
AH- makes me think of ZILI!
last year she keep singing this and doing the actions la. -.-
super diao imagine her singing from school all the way to kfc woots ?!
GEE-makes me think of AMELINE!
she everytime GEE GEE GEE GEE BABY BABY BABY (x2)
and then everytime we go carpark slack she will DANCE DANCE DANCE! haha!
(eh so true leh. for me i think rachel is the song. FIRE-2NE1)
/ps.I DONT FIND BOF'S GU JUNPYO/LEE MINHO HOT ANYMORE!
jaejoong is hotter! oh my pretty pretty boy~
아!! 재중~~~~!!
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
내가미첬어~~!
//ps. love snsd's genie....
소원을 말해봐~~! (im genie for you boy~)
소원을 말해봐~~! (im genie for your wish~)
소원을 말해봐~~! (im genie for your dream~)
i duno how to write the last one eh. keke
///ps. and this is my 190th post. i realised.
if i havent deleted my old blog. i should have about 400 post.
U.N.B.E.L.I.E.V.A.B.L.E!!
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WHAT? NOBODY SONG? USA VERSION?!
HAHAHHA! PENG PLEASE PPL!
1. english pronounciation toooo fast!
2. lyrics dont match melody
3. lyrics = no link
4. KOREAN VERSION BETTER CAN?
AHHHHHHH JAEJOONG IS STILL THE HOTTTTTESTIESTTEST!
ameline is bored on super sunny days.
aye aye aye! dont think dirty yet.
(the dirtiest thing i can do is to oggle at jaejoong.)
zili never come sch. very sian leh. no people to entertain me.
art lesson is the worst.
listen to the new teacher's long and continuous ranting. = can really die.
wapiang,
lucky ends at 12 plus.
WAHHHH SO HOT.
THE WEATHER IS MAKING ALL MY BRAIN JUICES EVAPORATE.
IVE GOT NO INSPIRATIONS TO BLOG.
BUAI BUAI!
PS. and i wanna thank wanning for buying me BLING BLING stickers for my phone. yay!
nice birthday presents!
teeeheeeheeee!
jonghyun is my new boyfriend.
jacqueline is DAMN JEALOUS!
ps. i saw a singapore version of jonghyun on bus 38. AHHHH!!!! *dare not look at him*
so hot!
mother tongue oral exam!
walao hard like fuck.
topic : handicapped people.
conversation : should you let the public enter your school compound? and should you make them pay a fee upon entering?
I WAS TONGUE TIED TO THE MAX.
what school compound.
pay what dabian.
what has it gotta do with us.
not my problem leh
ask something more productive can?
then the teacher laugh at me summore. (MY ANSWERS TOOOO CUTE RIGHT? I KNOW LA!)
and my contact lens are sooo dry. cannot read properly.
the invigilators are all strangers from other school.
they STARE at me until their eyes can drop out.
but its a good thing. i wont see them anymore. i wont have to awkwardly face them. yay 1 good point.
zili has fever. she swiner!
rachel is a dead pile of dabian.
he doesnt reply me messages. i really hate him
daniel owes me my jaejoong necklace. when issit coming? where is the damn ship from korea?!
amy is damn irritating. she asks me how to wrote compo. wapiang!
jeanette is a noob. she likes chocolate fondue. but she doesnt know i like it better than her.
ashraf is prank calling me. but he thinks that i dunno.
mdm zubaidah just printed name tags to be pasted on our table she thinks that this way we wont vandalise our table. but she forget ameline does. WAN SUI TO KOREAN WORDS ON TABLES!
AND THEY SAYS....PUT YOUR CREED INTO YOUR DEED.
oh i dont care.
why not put your cash into your dick.
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I'm Ameline, 17 :) I'm a noob living on Pluto and studying for my O'level this year, very very busy.